if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
— Ten years of experience (via punkasspoet)