"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me
send me anonymous messages so i feel better about my life, invade my privacy thoroughly
One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.
- Truest thing I’ve heard in ages.
Alright here’s the deal: I’m about to get kicked like £20 into my unplanned overdraft for which my bank will charge me £10 a day until i’m out of it which won’t be until the 22nd of september when my student loan comes in.
I will write you anything you want in the world. I will write your wedding vows, I’ll write you some hardcore snape/sorting hat/castiel smut, I will write you a poem for your cat or your mom or your neighbour
I will write you anything you want if you give me some money. My writing blog is here if you wanna take a look.
Lets say i’ll write you a poem for £1 and a 1500 word fic for £5? yeah? Send me a message with what you want and a proposed price and I’ll let you know.
Please give me your money or reblog this to let other people know that they can give me money I really hate to ask but I need to buy my cat some food and booster jabs soon :(
hey so the good news is enough of you gave me money that skip and i can eat this week but i think his jabs are gonna be like £30 more so here is a reblog for the night crowd